Since the dawn of time, or since the beginning of our human existence, Man has craved for a relationship. It might be the simplest thing,such as the relationship between a shark and the scrubbers that remove the dirt from its body. But today I will talk about a higher level of relationship. My question to the world for today is: Is maintaining a relationship really worth it? According to recent studies (studied and participated in by my associates and myself, we shall all remain unnamed), the effort it takes to please a woman adequately enough so that you can progress to the higher levels of the relationship takes approximately 2,000,009,001 Jewels of energy. The energy requirement stated above is only the energy required at stage 1 of the relationship. As the relationship progresses, the amount of energy required to be able to progress to the next stage of the relationship grows exponentially. The stages of the relationship are listed here.
By comparison, a less strenuous activity such as playing video games or eating the entire pizza and not having to give half of that delicious supreme pizza without mushrooms and added jalepenos to your significant other, takes only about 30,000 Jewels of energy.
So in my opinion, relationships aren't worth it. Also you get more pizza.
The Master Blogger
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