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Duuuuude! Magazine

By LASA EZINE

22 pages, published 14 DEC 2011

The magazine by guys, for guys.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

BYE BYE BLOG

Hey, 0 followers

This is the final blog. The lastest blog.

To make this super special, I compiled all of my blogs to form one super-mega blog.


Blog 1: Facebook's New Layout
http://www.macrumors.com/2011/09/26/facebook-ipad-app-to-launch-at-ios-5-and-iphone-5-event/
Facebook. Everyday its changing day by day, and every guy knows 
that if they are going to be awesome, they gotta change too. 


Blog 2: Don't Be Surprised When You See Your Neighbor Driving This
http://www.diseno-art.com/encyclopedia/concept_cars/lamborghini_estoque_concept.html

Every dude has a great car, but some dudes can't afford to buy a Ferrari. Lamborghini has 
brought this concept car to possibly bring cheap cars to the market.

Blog 3: 5 Manly Tips From Freddie Mercury
http://jerzygirl45.wordpress.com/2010/11/24/rip-freddie-mercury/

Freddie Mercury left a legacy to live life with no regrets. He believed in doing anything
he wanted without being insecure about it. He is an inspiration to all dudes.

Blog 4: The Tables are Turned
http://www.clker.com/clipart-turntable-music-player.html
Every guy needs something to do in their free time and turntabling
is a manly viable option.

Blog 5: That Funky Monki
http://www.homorazzi.com/article/brass-monki-customized-sneakers-superhero-shoes-batman-robin-green-lantern-captain-america-mario-bros/
Shoes have never gotten as cool as this. Brass Monki shoes are
a must-have for the guy with 30 pairs of shoes in his closet.

Blog 6: Superheroes
http://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters4/theflash.html
Real men read comic books. Without these men in tights,
who knows where our society would be?

Blog 7: You say you want a Revolution

http://www.livemusicguide.com/blog/columns/14-cover-songs-that-are-better-than-the-original.html
The Fab Four are commonly known as "The most influential band
in history". If The Beatles were never here, the pop music you listen to (Hopefully
not Justin Bieber) would be completely different if it wasn't for them.

Blog 8: Like a Boss

http://www.gq.com/entertainment/humor/201105/lonely-island-style-interview 
Comedy group "The Lonely Island" have rocked the world with their 
super-catchy, expletive-filled, and not to mention hilarious songs. 
I guess that's why I'm on a boat like a motherlover, wearing my turtleneck
and chain, busting out my boombox.

Blog 9: "Dude"

http://fineartamerica.com/featured/the-dude-abides-christian-broadbent.html
Everyone's a dude. 'Nuff said. 


Once again - 

Never, ever, ever stop being a dude.

The dude abides,
Mehul






         



Wednesday, December 7, 2011

"Dude"

What is a dude? Is it a term for a radical young man? Is it a slang word for "male"? Is it Jeff Lebowski?
Nope. Its all three. In fact, dude is the essence of manliness found in everything, young, old, short, tall, smart, dumb, strong, weak, alive, sassy, rich, poor, shy, lame, odd, beautiful, gifted, inedible, brave, ugly, plain, fancy, dirty, fat, skinny, barbarous, clean, red, orange, yellow, blue, gray, brown, green, purple, black, white, pink, blue-green, picky, lazy, dead, repulsive, scary, mysterious, even feminine.

However, there is major ignorance when deciding who and what is a dude. Because one guy is dark, tan, and handsome, he is called a dude. However the awkward geeky guy isn't. This is a serious case of "dudicial" prejudice.

So, to all of you ignorant people, prepared to have your minds blown.


http://www.blackfive.net/main/2006/11/chuck_norris_in.html
Chuck Norris is a dude.

http://worldphotocollections.blogspot.com/2011/06/bruce-lee-very-rare-and-old-photos-part.html
Bruce Lee is a dude.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighClassGlass
Gentlemen are dudes.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Popeye
Popeye is a dude.

http://keenetrial.com/blog/2011/03/07/the-glasses-create-a-kind-of-unspoken-nerd-defense/
Geeks are dudes.

http://xohshiitcarl.tumblr.com/post/6732720880
Little kids with swag are dudes.

http://www.piebirds.org/2010/09/pah-day-three-ladybugs.html
Ladybugs are dudes.

http://www.uganda-tours.com/
Gorillas are dudes.

http://forbiddenplanet.com/33884-the-muppets-gonzo-photo-puppet-replica/
Gonzo is a dude.



http://pokemon-ruby-evolution-chart.blogspot.com/2009/01/tips-for-pokemon-ruby-squirtle.html
Squirtle is a dude.

http://blogs.motortrend.com/the-worlds-ugliest-car-2421.html
The Fiat Multipla is a dude.

http://www.emporia.edu/earthsci/garden/garden.htm
Rocks are dudes.

http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2008/02/the_origin_of_the_chicken.php
Chickens are dudes.

http://reason.com/blog/2011/09/15/why-should-we-care-if-sarah-pa
Sarah Palin is a dude.

http://www.solstation.com/x-objects/andromeda.htm
The Andromeda Galaxy is a dude.

http://jacobdajew.blogspot.com/2009/03/jacob-is-dude-for-purim.html
The Dude is a dude.


It is without a doubt that these things are just a tiny, tiny amount of dudes in the universe. I hope you see now that everything holds an essence of dude. Wherever things exist, dude exists within them. In the circle of life, there is the circle of dude. Everything comes and goes, but just like time, dude is infinite. 

Also, just like the last three words of that last sentence, Duuuuude! Magazine is infinite. Although Ezine is coming to an end (not to mention this is my final blog post), Duuuuude! will always be around. 

EDIT: Just kidding, this is my second to last blog post.

Never stop being a dude,

Mehul