Nope. Its all three. In fact, dude is the essence of manliness found in everything, young, old, short, tall, smart, dumb, strong, weak, alive, sassy, rich, poor, shy, lame, odd, beautiful, gifted, inedible, brave, ugly, plain, fancy, dirty, fat, skinny, barbarous, clean, red, orange, yellow, blue, gray, brown, green, purple, black, white, pink, blue-green, picky, lazy, dead, repulsive, scary, mysterious, even feminine.
However, there is major ignorance when deciding who and what is a dude. Because one guy is dark, tan, and handsome, he is called a dude. However the awkward geeky guy isn't. This is a serious case of "dudicial" prejudice.
So, to all of you ignorant people, prepared to have your minds blown.
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| http://www.blackfive.net/main/2006/11/chuck_norris_in.html |
Chuck Norris is a dude.
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| http://worldphotocollections.blogspot.com/2011/06/bruce-lee-very-rare-and-old-photos-part.html |
Bruce Lee is a dude.
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| http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighClassGlass |
Gentlemen are dudes.
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| http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Popeye |
Popeye is a dude.
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| http://keenetrial.com/blog/2011/03/07/the-glasses-create-a-kind-of-unspoken-nerd-defense/ |
Geeks are dudes.
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| http://xohshiitcarl.tumblr.com/post/6732720880 |
Little kids with swag are dudes.
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| http://www.piebirds.org/2010/09/pah-day-three-ladybugs.html |
Ladybugs are dudes.
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| http://www.uganda-tours.com/ |
Gorillas are dudes.
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| http://forbiddenplanet.com/33884-the-muppets-gonzo-photo-puppet-replica/ |
Gonzo is a dude.
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| http://pokemon-ruby-evolution-chart.blogspot.com/2009/01/tips-for-pokemon-ruby-squirtle.html |
Squirtle is a dude.
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| http://blogs.motortrend.com/the-worlds-ugliest-car-2421.html |
The Fiat Multipla is a dude.
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| http://www.emporia.edu/earthsci/garden/garden.htm |
Rocks are dudes.
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| http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2008/02/the_origin_of_the_chicken.php |
Chickens are dudes.
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| http://reason.com/blog/2011/09/15/why-should-we-care-if-sarah-pa |
Sarah Palin is a dude.
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| http://www.solstation.com/x-objects/andromeda.htm |
The Andromeda Galaxy is a dude.
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| http://jacobdajew.blogspot.com/2009/03/jacob-is-dude-for-purim.html |
The Dude is a dude.
It is without a doubt that these things are just a tiny, tiny amount of dudes in the universe. I hope you see now that everything holds an essence of dude. Wherever things exist, dude exists within them. In the circle of life, there is the circle of dude. Everything comes and goes, but just like time, dude is infinite.
Also, just like the last three words of that last sentence, Duuuuude! Magazine is infinite. Although Ezine is coming to an end (not to mention this is my final blog post), Duuuuude! will always be around.
EDIT: Just kidding, this is my second to last blog post.
Never stop being a dude,
Mehul
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